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So, picture this: me, green lil’ me, cruisin’ some dusty road. “Where’s the body?”—nah, scratch that, “Where’s the gal?” I’d be all nervous, ribbitin’ to myself, “Kermit, don’t screw this up!” Prolly spot her leanin’ on a lamppost, smokin’, lookin’ bored as heck. I’d roll up, all polite—Hi-ho, miss!—and she’d smirk, like, “What’s a frog want?” Ha! I’d die laughin’ inside.

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So, I decide to chill by the river. It’s nice, y’know? The water’s flowin’, and I’m just takin’ it all in. But then, I see this family having a picnic, and they’ve got all this food. I’m low-key jealous. I mean, who doesn’t love a good picnic?

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