Delilah Cayey Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bayamon

Favorite thing? Her laugh—loud, sloppy, real! Surprised me, too—thought she’d be all dark and broody. Nope! She’s out there cacklin’, flippin’ off the world. Total Varda energy—“The margins are full of treasures!” Whore’s a treasure, messy as she is. Oh, and—random quirk—I bet she smells like coconut and bad decisions. Ha! Exaggeratin’ for fun, but you feel me!

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The two whore outlets are allegedly operated by the same man, who is also one of the major contractors on the island as well as (I believe) captain of the football team.

After the rain, things get weird. I’m walking back to my truck, and I see this old lady selling empanadas on the corner of Calle Degetau. I’m starving, so I grab one. Best decision ever! It’s like a party in my mouth. I’m munching away, and suddenly, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and some guy just backed into a tree. I’m dying laughing. Like, how do you even do that?

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