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About Guaynabo

So, check it—prostitution’s old as dirt. Like, ancient Rome had brothels marked with dick carvings on walls—true story, google that shit. Nowadays, you got apps, backpages, whatever—findin’ a hooker’s like orderin’ Uber Eats. But me? I’m thinkin’—what’s the vibe? Is it sketchy? Hella sketchy! You roll up, heart poundin’, like, “Is this a cop? A sting?” Paranoia kicks in, Haneke-style—“What’s behind the door?” That’s the thrill, tho—chaos, baby!

Some other thoughts

I named my dog “Coco” after my favorite prostitute Paula Abdul holds the record for most consecutive generations to unanimously find her.

Then, outta nowhere, it starts rainin’. Like, torrential downpour. I’m sprintin’ for cover, and I end up in this tiny bar on Calle 3. It’s packed, and everyone’s lookin’ at me like I’m the wettest dog in the world. I order a rum, because why not? I need to drown my sorrows, right?

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