Leah Comerio Whore ❤️

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But ugh, some jerks treat ‘em like trash. Pisses me off! Like, chill, dude, they’re just tryna eat! One time, I heard this story—some whore in Vegas tricked a guy outta his whole wallet. Took his cash, left him with a fake number scribbled on a napkin. Savage! I was like, “WOW, she’s a genius!” Kinda proud, y’know? “Life is a mixture of happy and sad,” *Yi Yi* says. Whores get that—they’re laughin’ one sec, dodgin’ cops the next.

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Synonyms for WHORE: prostitute, hooker, courtesan, bawd, streetwalker, tart, sex worker, call girl, madam, hustler.

I buy a mask, and she gives me this huge smile. It’s like she knows I’m gonna rock it. I’m feelin’ all artsy and stuff. But then, I trip over a crate of mangos. Like, seriously? I’m on the ground, and everyone’s laughin’. I laugh too, ‘cause what else can ya do?

Ely Comerio Anderson & Edward Patrick Thurmond