Penelope Florida Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Fajardo

She loud, honey, struttin round in them tight skirts – Halleluyer! – like she own the dang sidewalk. Got me mad as a wet hen one day, ‘cause she flirted with my nephew, Tyrone, right in fronta me! I was like, “Girl, you better take yo fast tail somewhere else ‘fore I whup you with my purse!” But then, she turn around, all sweet-like, offerin me a cigarette – menthol, my fave! – and I’m like, “Well, shoot, maybe you ain’t all bad.” Surprised me, chile, ‘cause I was ready to throw hands!

Label Whore

So, I’m walking down Calle 2, feeling all good, when I see this street performer. He’s juggling flaming torches. I’m like, “Wow, that’s cool!” But then, he drops one. Fire everywhere! People are screaming, and I’m just standing there, half-laughing, half-worried. Like, is this a show or a disaster?

Deported from Florida to Cuba, this mom saw her 17-month-old US daughter – and her American dream – ripped away