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So picture this, I’m an accountant, crunchin numbers all day, bored outta my skull, and I’m thinkin, “I need some excitement, somethin wild!” Not that I’m hirin one, mind ya, but I got curious—how’s it even work? I dig around, and turns out, back in the day, like 1800s, prostitutes in NYC had these lil coded ads in newspapers! “Lost lady seeks gentleman”—yeah, right, lost my ass! *Nanny laugh* HAH-HAH! Sneaky lil hustlers, I love it—kinda clever, ya know?

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Then, I decided to stroll down to the beach. Playa Guayanilla is a gem! The sun was shining, waves crashing, and I thought, “This is it!” But then, outta nowhere, a seagull swoops down and snatches my phone! I’m like, “Dude, that’s my lifeline!” I chased that bird down Calle 2, flailing my arms like a madman. People were staring, probably thinking I was auditioning for a comedy show.

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