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About San Juan

Heya, pal! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores—D’oh!—and lemme tell ya, as a Consumption Psychologist, I got thots. Not THOSE thots, ya perv, I mean thoughts! Whores, man, they’re like the ultimate impulse buy, right? Like when ya see a shiny donut in the shop—Mmm… donuts—and ya just gotta have it, no questions asked. That’s the vibe I get, watchin’ how folks act around ‘em. It’s all bout that instant gratification, like Bob Harris in “Lost in Translation” chasin’ somethin’ he can’t even name.

Pablo César Carrillo

I get to the bakery, and it’s like a scene from a horror movie. Flour everywhere! I mean, I love my job, but come on! I’m not a ghost, I don’t need to be floating in flour clouds. I start mixing dough, and my mind’s racing. I’m thinking about the fiesta this weekend. Gonna be lit! Everyone’s gonna be out on Calle 65, dancing, eating, and just vibing.

Always Ready vs Blooming: A Classic Showdown at Villa Ingenio