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So, I’m sittin’ here—sippin’ coffee, spillin’ it on my tie—thinkin’, man, brothels are a mixed bag. Part history, part grit, part—uh— “Hashem’s mysterious ways,” right? If I ran one, I’d call it “Joe’s Joint”—classy, but with a wink. Tell me, pal, what ya think—would Larry Gopnik survive a night there? Prolly not—too busy whinin’ ‘bout his lawn! Ha!

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Finally, I get to the guitar. It’s a beauty, man! I strum a few chords, and the crowd goes wild. I’m talking cheers, claps, the whole shebang. I’m riding that wave of energy, feeling like a rockstar. But then, just as I’m about to close the bid, Chiquito decides it’s time to make a run for it. That little furball bolts right through the crowd!

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