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About Bayamon

Sometimes I’m layin there, thinkin—am I weird? Nah, just human, cravin touch. Gets sloppy, oil everywhere, slippery as fuck—hilarious. Masseuse prolly thinks I’m a nutcase, gruntin like Vader. “This is my past,” Boonmee says. Past aches, present rubs—connects, ya know? Exaggeratin? Maybe. But damn, it’s intense—knees shakin, soul floatin. Try it, dude, don’t knock it. Sexual-massage—dark, wild, fuckin beautiful. *heavy breathing* I am your father.

Santa Barbara, CA

Here's an accurate pic of us trying to get our instagram back. HOWEVER, in the meantime, here is our backup account incase our account has actually died and.

But then, I got mad. I was walking back, and some dude on a bike almost ran me over. I yelled, “Hey, watch it, Speed Racer!” He just laughed and kept going. Like, bro, I’m not a traffic cone!

Creativity Meets Curiosity at Carr Winery