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But real talk, it’s kinda sad too. She’s out here hustlin’, dodgin’ creeps. Makes me mad—why’s it gotta be like this? System’s fucked. I’m overthinkin’ it, tho—classic me. “Let us remove our coats!” I blurt out, quotin’ the movie. She stares, like, “You good?” Nah, I’m just a weirdo tryna vibe. Anyway, we wrap it up—quick, no fuss. I’m walkin’ away, thinkin’— “Lobby boy, lobby boy,” chantin’ it in my head. Life’s absurd, man. Pigs and prostitutes—what’s next?

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We would like to go through Utuado, Toro de Negro, and then head to Ceiba via the Ruta Panoramico. We are hoping for a scenic, interesting drive.

So, I’m standin’ there, tryin’ to decide if I should sell a kidney or just admire it from afar. I’m about to leave when the shop owner, this sweet lady, sees me. She’s like, “You like it? I give you a deal.” I’m like, “For real?!” She hooks me up, and I walk out feelin’ like a million bucks.

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