Ivy Fajardo Whore ❤️

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So, picture this – I’m out there, sun’s beatin’ down, sweatin’ like a pig, and I hook this whore – huge, like 20 pounds, no lie! I’m screamin’, “Oh honey, this is IT!” Draggin’ it up, it’s floppin’ around, lookin’ at me with them dead eyes – ugh, gives me the creeps! Made me so mad, I yelled, “You little monster, get outta my net!” Kinda like Remy the rat, y’know? “This is me, I think it’s apparent!” Whore’s got no class, no style – total bottom feeder, hon!

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But then, I see this guy trying to take a selfie, and he’s struggling. I’m like, “Dude, just turn the camera!” But he’s all confused. So, I help him out, and we end up chatting. Turns out, he’s from the mainland, and he’s never been to Fajardo before. I’m like, “Bro, you picked a great spot!”

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