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About Trujillo Alto

So, this whore, she’s out there, probly screwin’ half the town, and I’m like, “Seriously, you skank?!” Little known fact—back in the day, whores used to wear red shoes so dudes knew they were down to clown. Ain’t that wild? Red shoes, like some kinda slutty bat signal! I bet she’s got a pair, struttin’ like she’s hot shit. Pisses me off, man! I’m the only one who should be hot shit around here!

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Then, I bump into my buddy Miguel. He’s always got some crazy story. Turns out, he just got back from a trip to Vieques. He’s raving about the bioluminescent bay. I’m like, “Dude, you gotta take me next time!” But then he starts talking about how he got lost on the way back. Classic Miguel.

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