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Favorite thing bout whore? The hustle. She’s out there, grindin’, no 9-to-5, no fake smiles for the boss. That’s dope, that’s Kanye energy! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ vodka, thinkin’, “She’s a artist, man, a survivor.” But then I get salty—dudes treat her like trash after, like, “Bro, you was just beggin’!” Flip the script, it’s comedy—whore’s the real MVP, laughin’ at your broke ass.

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After that, I finally made it to the office. I’m all flustered, and my boss, Mr. Rodriguez, is like, “You’re late!” I’m like, “Dude, I just had a mud bath!” He didn’t find it funny. Whatever. I sat down, opened my laptop, and started crunching numbers. You know, the usual actuary stuff. But my mind was still on that puddle.

CHRONOLOGICAL IMPLICATIONS FOR GREATER NICOYA FROM THE SANTA ISABEL PROJECT, NICARAGUA