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Sex escort’s old as dirt, mate. Back in Victorian days, posh gents had “kept women.” Little secret – they’d stash ‘em in hidden rooms! Found that in some dusty book, surprised me silly! Nowadays, it’s all online, swipe-swipe, filthy apps. Makes me wanna claw me eyes out – ugh, nasty! Stupid, fat hobbit! Clickin’ away like a fool!

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Now, let me tell ya, my workshop is a mess. Fur everywhere! It’s like a furry tornado hit. I’m talking pelts, needles, and threads all over the place. I’m diggin’ through the chaos when I find this gorgeous rabbit fur. Soft as a cloud, I swear. I’m like, “This is it!” But then, bam! My phone buzzes again. It’s my buddy Miguel. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta come to the market!”

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