Audrey Arruda Dos Vinhos Whore ❤️

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So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s out there, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than my patience with schleppy exes. I’m like, “Oh honey, you’re workin’ harder than that horse pullin’ the cart!”—y’know, from the movie? She’s got this sad, gritty look, like she’s seen too many “days that repeat themselves.” That line kills me! Anyway, Candy’s got stories—once told me ‘bout this guy, paid her in nickels! NICKELS! I was screamin’, “What is this, 1890?!” Made me so mad, I coulda spit! But also—kinda funny, right? *NAAAHAHAHA*

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Finally, we finish, and I’m like, “Dude, let’s celebrate!” We grab a bottle from the rack (the one that survived the chaos) and head to the park on Rua da Paz. It’s beautiful there, man. Trees, flowers, and the vibe is just right. We pop the bottle, and I’m feeling good.

In this village about 35 km from Lisbon there is support of up to 50% of the house rent