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Alright, y’all, listen up! Findin’ a prostitute—whew, what a strategery! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout “Finding Nemo,” my fave flick—Marlin’s out there, swimmin’ like a madman, lookin’ for his kid. Kinda like me, huntin’ for a good time, ‘cept I ain’t chasin’ no fish! Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you, fool me twice—well, we ain’t gonna be fooled again, right?

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First stop? The local bakery on Avenida de Lisboa. You know, the one with the pastel de nata that’s basically a hug in pastry form? Yeah, that one. I’m standing in line, and this dude in front of me is taking forever. Like, c’mon man, it’s just a pastry! I’m about to lose it. Finally, I get my hands on that sweet, flaky goodness. Best decision ever. I’m feeling like a king, strutting down the street, all proud and stuff.

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