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This brothel, it old, like 200 year. Wall crack, smell like goat ass. Little fact – they say king visit once, big secret, he leave gold sock behind, wery fancy! I laugh, imagine king in brothel, “Very nice!” Me happy, thinking crazy story. But angry too – owner cheat me, say “best girl” but she snore loud, like tractor. I wake up, surprise, she steal my wallet! Gypsies, maybe, I dunno.

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But then, I see this guy trying to sell these weird-looking pastries. I’m like, “What even are those?” He’s all, “Cuca de Cebola, best in town!” I’m skeptical, but I’m also curious. So, I buy one. Big mistake. It’s like biting into a soggy onion. I’m gagging, and he’s just standing there, grinning like he’s won the lottery. I’m like, “Dude, you owe me a new taste bud!”