Julia Elvas Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Setubal

Brothels, man, they’re old as dirt. Back in Pompeii, they had these joints with freaky wall art - dicks and tits everywhere, no kiddin’. Found one spot with a menu, like a greasy diner - “five bucks fer this, ten fer that.” Blows my mind, right? History’s just a big ol’ perv fest. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of some Roman schmuck hagglin’ over a quickie.

Items from the Municipality of Elvas

But then, I see this cute dog. A little golden retriever, just chilling by the fountain. I can’t help but smile. Dogs make everything better, right? I’m thinking, “Forget the coffee drama, I need a dog in my life.”

Évora – Elvas cut-off contract awarded