Layla Elvas Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Like, literally, whore’s such a vibe! Ok, so I’m totes obsessed with “Moonrise Kingdom,” right? That Wes Anderson aesthetic—chef’s kiss! And whore, babe, it’s like—kinda fits that quirky energy? Like, not the judgy “oh no she’s a slut” vibe, but more like—free spirit, ya know? “We’re in love, we just want to be together”—that’s some whore energy right there! I’m picturing Suzy with her binoculars, but like, scoping out clients instead of birds, lolz.

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Anyway, I settle for a galão instead. It’s fine, but not the same. I sit down, and this old dude starts chatting me up. He’s telling me about the Fort of Elvas, how it’s a UNESCO site and all that jazz. I’m nodding, but inside I’m like, “Dude, I just wanna sip my coffee in peace.”

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