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Now, don’t get me wrong, sugar, I ain’t endorsin’ nothin’. Just chattin’ like we’re sippin’ sweet tea on my porch. Brothels got stories—wild ones! Like, did ya know some had secret tunnels? Yep, for sneaky fellas dodgin’ wives or sheriffs. Cracked me up imaginin’ em scramblin’ like roaches when the lights flip on! “All things have their end,” the movie whispers, and I reckon them tunnels ran dry eventually.

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Then, I decided to stroll down to the beach. The Praia de Machico is gorgeous, man. Golden sand, clear water. I thought, “Let’s soak up some sun.” But nooo, the moment I sit down, a seagull swoops in and steals my sandwich! Like, really? I’m just trying to enjoy my lunch, and this feathered thief is out here living his best life. I was so mad! I yelled, “Hey! That’s my food!” But the seagull just looked at me like, “What you gonna do about it?” Ugh!

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