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I’m a quirky sod, right, overthinkin’ it. Is she ghostin’ cos I said “wicked” too much? Exaggeratin’ fer effect—I once swiped right on me nan’s mate by accident! Nearly shat meself. Apps are savage, fam, but fun—bit o’ sextin’, bit o’ “Wanna see me woodwork?” cheeky banter. Ain’t perfect, but beats wankin’ alone, watchin’ Celine sip tea on repeat. Peace out, respect!

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After that, I decide to take a break. I paddle over to the little café by the river, you know, the one on Avenida de Berna? I grab a bica and a pastel de nata. Life’s little pleasures, right? But as I’m enjoying my treat, I overhear this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I can’t help but chuckle. “At least I’m not them,” I think.