Sadie Povoa De Varzim Whore ❤️❤️

About Funchal

Oi mate, gather round, lemme ramble bout whores, yeah? Whore – what a word, eh, proper fascinatin, makes me think of ol’ Fincher’s flick, *The Social Network*, that gem from 2010 – my fave, hands down! Picture this – a whore, right, struttin about like Zuckerberg in his hoodie, all cocky, thinkin they’ve cracked the code to life. “I’m CEO, bitch!” – that’s the vibe, innit? Except swap code for, ahem, *favors*. Been ponderin this, sprawled on me chaise longue, sippin a cheeky gin – whores got history, they do, goes back donkey’s years, *eheu fugaces* – time flies, eh?

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Finally, she shows up, looking all stressed. Turns out, she got lost on Rua da Praia. I mean, it’s a straight shot to the beach! But whatever, we’re here now. We hit up a boutique on Rua da Liberdade. The dresses were stunning! I found this gorgeous number, and she was like, “Nah.” I was like, “Girl, are you blind?”

Largest serving of Arroz de Sardinha (Portuguese rice and sardines)