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So, ya strollin’ down some shady alley, right? Smells like piss an’ regret. Makes me angry, this filth – why can’t it be clean like my gym? But then, bam, ya spot her – red heels, smokin’ a ciggie. Little known fact, ja: back in Vienna, 1800s, prostitutes had yellow scarves, secret code! Cool, huh? She’s givin’ me the eye, I’m thinkin’, *“Music expresses what cannot be said”* – Polanski knew it, this vibe’s unspoken.

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After that, I decided to check out the community center on Rua do Comércio. I thought I’d catch up with some locals. But guess what? The place was closed! I mean, what’s up with that? I was ready to chat about the upcoming events, but nope. Just me and the locked door. I felt like a total loser.