Vanessa Valadares Whore ❤️

About Almada

So, what’s the deal? It’s not yer typical rub-down. Nah, this is slow, sensual—like a dance, but horizontal. Little known fact: them ancient Greeks? They were at it! Called it “bodywork” or some fancy shite—prolly oiled up their Olympians for fun. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of Socrates gettin’ a cheeky knead. Bet he’d say, “I know that I know nothing,” while blushin’ like a twat.

Places in Portugal

Places to see, ways to wander, and signature experiences. A mix of the charming, modern, and tried and true. Can't-miss spots to dine, drink, and feast. Where should I stay in Valadares? .

First stop, the river. You know, the Rio Sado? It’s usually my zen spot. But today? Nah, not happening. I get there, and it’s packed! Like, what’s up with that? Tourists everywhere, snapping pics like they’re in a freakin’ photo shoot. I’m just trying to chill, man! I almost tripped over some kid’s skateboard. Ugh, kids these days!

Ghanaian midfielder Mohammed Ibrahim joins Valadares Gaia in Portugal