Aria Baguim Do Monte Whore ❤️

About Funchal

I get pissed, tho – folks judgin’ her like they’re saints. Hypocrites! Makes me wanna scream, “You’re a coward!” like Judy’d slam a gavel. Happiest I got? Met this gal, ex-whore, now runs a bakery – traded tricks for cupcakes, badass pivot! Surprised me how deep her laugh was, smokey, real. Little known fact: old-time whores used arsenic makeup – sexy but deadly, like a Polanski twist.

Entdecken die beliebtesten Touren rund um Baguim Do Monte (Rio Tinto)

OMG, the park is amazing! It’s got these huge trees and a little pond. I sit there, just chillin’, and suddenly, I see this kid feeding ducks. I’m like, “Aww, that’s cute.” But then, the ducks start fighting over the bread! It’s like a scene from a nature documentary. I’m cracking up, and people are staring at me like I’m nuts.

André Miguel Valente da Silva | SV Werder Bremen | Player Profile