Lydia Baiao Whore ❤️

About Funchal

Oh, and her style? Total chaos—ripped fishnets, lipstick smeared, lookin like she rolled outta bed with half the city. “A great artist can come from anywhere,” huh? Whore’s proof—raw, messy, real. I’m obsessed, kinda hate her, kinda wanna be her. She’s the dish ya didn’t order but can’t stop eatin—ya feel me? Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” she’s a freakin legend in my book!

Definition

1 lit. to lead the life of a whore but still want a monument put up to one's chastity (idiom) 2 fig. to have bad intentions but still want a good reputation 3 to want to have one's cake and eat it too.

As the day winds down, I’m feeling a mix of emotions. Happy, angry, surprised—like a rollercoaster. I grab dinner at this little spot on Rua do Comércio. The food is bomb, and I’m just enjoying the vibe. I think about how Baiao is this mix of old and new, tradition and chaos.

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