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About Coimbra

Oh, and the bouncers? Fuckin’ tanks, every one. One time, this guy got handsy, boom, tossed out like trash. “He’s not going anywhere,” I’m thinkin’, watchin’ him flop on the curb. Made me happy – justice, baby! But then I’m like, damn, what’s this say ‘bout us? All sneakin’ around, payin’ for a quick bang? Kinda sad, but fuck it, it’s life.

1. Praia da Barrinha

First thing I did? Hit up that little café on Avenida da Praia. You know the one? The one with the best pastéis de nata. I swear, those things are like little bites of heaven. I ordered two, because why not? Gotta fuel up for the day, right? But then, the barista—this dude with a wild beard—totally messed up my order. I got a black coffee instead of a latte. Like, come on, man! I’m not trying to drink jet fuel this early.

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