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About Funchal

Angry? Oh, mad I get! “Do or do not, there is no try”—but try, I did, and lost. FIFA, whore of sports games, packs so rigged—fuckin’ scam, man! Happy tho, sometimes—when I beat it, resist I did. Once, mate, swore off whore for month—felt like Jedi, pure I was. Exaggerate, I will—whore’s a dragon, hidden, crouching, ready to pounce! Laugh, you must—cuz it’s dumb, us falling for it.

What to do in Gondomar

Welcome to Gondomar, Portugal – a hidden gem full of incredible attractions! As a local, I’m here to share with you my top 15 must-see attractions in this beautiful city. From stunning beaches .

After the rain, I decide to hit up the local bakery. You know, the one on Avenida da Liberdade? Best pastéis de nata in town! I grab a couple, and I’m feeling like a king. But then, I see my buddy Miguel. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s telling me about this time he tried to climb the Serra de Santa Justa. He got lost for hours! I’m laughing so hard, I almost drop my pastries.

Raul Almeida