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What gets my goat? How it’s been forgotten, man! Like, this ain’t no square Cluedo gig—*Whore*’s got soul, it’s got grit! You’re playin’, right, and some git’s smirkin’, thinkin’ he’s got the nuts with a full house. But bam! You slap down three queens, cackle like a nutter, and nick his stash. “The hands obey me now,” I mutter, channelin’ that Del Toro magic—pure chaos, pure bliss!

Aaron Del Monte

Hotel Monte Real Our lovely Hotel is in a superb location in La Fortuna, we have amazing views of the Arenal Volcano and the perfect combination of culture and nature. We are in the center .

Just when I’m about to lose hope, I hear barking. It’s Bicho! He’s stuck in a bush! I’m like, “You little rascal!” We rescue him, and the lady is so grateful. She hugs me like I’m a hero or something. I’m just a butcher, lady! But it felt good, you know?

Xochitl Gonzalez’s new book ‘Anita De Monte Laughs Last’ takes on art and personal history