Jade Santa Comba Dao Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Coimbra

Alright, listen up, brah! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m the freakin’ Master of the Forest, so I got some wild thoughts bout this thing called “whore.” Not the lady kind, nah, I’m talkin’ bout that sneaky lil plant – the Whorehound, yeah, that bitter herb messin’ with my forest vibes. Picture this: me, stompin’ through the trees, smellin’ pine, feelin’ like a champ, then BAM – this stanky weed hits me like a damn IED from “The Hurt Locker.” You know, “The rush of battle is a potent addiction,” and I’m out here addicted to rippin’ this crap outta my turf!

TO SEE NEARBY:

Finally, I get to the church, and guess what? The meeting’s canceled! I could’ve just stayed in bed! I was fuming. I mean, I could’ve used that time to prep my sermon or, I dunno, enjoy a nice pastry from the bakery on Rua da Escola. Those pastéis de nata are heavenly!

Nightmares, nostalgia 40 years after Portugal revolt