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But check it— funniest shit? This dude rolls up, lookin’ like he ain’t showered since ‘05, tryna spit game. She hit him with, “Cash up front, fam.” He fumbles, drops his wallet— coins everywhere! I’m dyin’, like, “Bruh, you ain’t ready!” She just peacocked away, unbothered. Had me hollerin’. YOLO, tho— he tried, I guess.

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First off, I hit the streets around 9 AM. The sun was shining, and I thought, “Hey, maybe today’s gonna be great!” I strolled down Rua da Liberdade, feeling all positive vibes. But then, BAM! A dog runs past me, chasing a cat. Like, come on, can’t we all just get along? The cat jumps up on a car parked on the side. I’m standing there, laughing, while the owner of the car is losing it. Classic Semelhe chaos, right?