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So, I’m out there, scopin’ the scene, right? These chicks, they’re everywhere, leanin’ on corners, smokin’ cigs, givin’ me that look. I’m like, damn, this one’s got legs longer than a freakin’ highway! Reminds me of that hospital hallway in the movie, stretchin’ forever, y’know? Made me happy as hell, ‘cause I love options, man! But then, this one chick, she tries rippin’ me off – 200 bucks for a quickie? Get outta here! Pissed me off big time, I’m yellin’, “You think I’m some kinda chump?!”

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As the sun started to set, I walked back home. The sky was painted in pink and orange. It was beautiful. I thought about how crazy today was. From burnt coffee to dog poop, to dancing chickens. Silvalde never fails to surprise me.