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About Timisoara

Informative bit: wear’s got types—attrition, abrasion, erosion—fancy, huh? Attrition’s teeth-on-teeth, like WALL-E’s gears grindin’. Abrasion? Toothbrush gone rogue! Erosion’s that soda crap. Ain’t no one tellin’ ya this at the bar, right? So, y’all, check yer chompers—whore’s creepin’! How’s that workin’ for ya? Fix it ‘fore it’s “Directive: dentures!” Peace out, friends!

Personalized Stories

White Trash Whore from Simian Hybrid Prototype by Bodies In The Gears Of The Apparatus. This track is only available for purchase as part of the album.

First off, I hit the streets of Strada 1 Decembrie. It’s like the heart of the city, buzzing with life. I’m talking street vendors, artists, and all sorts of peeps hustlin’. I grab a coffee from this tiny café, Café de la Strada, and it’s like liquid gold. Seriously, best brew ever! But then, boom! My phone dies. Just like that. I’m like, “Great, now I’m a caveman.”

Faced with increased crop-destruction and simian menace, Nepal lawmaker suggests "selling monkeys to China"