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About Bucharest

Alright, so I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, and I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout - whore. Yeah, you heard me, WHORE. Not some fancy schmancy forest tree crap, nah, we’re talkin’ the oldest profession, baby! I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they got whores too—probly colder ones, tho. Anyway, I’m a Forester, right? So I’m picturin’ this chick workin’ the woods, dodgin’ pinecones, skirt hiked up, yellin’, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—straight outta *Eternal Sunshine*, ‘cause that movie’s my jam.

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But then, just as I’m closing up, this lady walks in. She’s frantic, like she’s just run a marathon. “My grandfather’s watch! It’s broken!” I’m like, “Lady, it’s 6 PM. I’m done for the day.” But her eyes, man, they’re pleading. So, I take a deep breath and say, “Alright, let’s see what we can do.”

‘I have cried almost every day but I never, ever gave up hope’