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Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, thinkin’ bout whores – not in a dodgy way, mind! – and I reckon I’ve cracked it, yeah? Picture this: me, David Brent, the ultimate mourner, weepin’ like a pro at the thought of a good ol’ whore. Not just any tart, mind you, but one with a story, a proper Zero Dark Thirty vibe – gritty, intense, like Jessica Chastain huntin’ bin Laden, innit? “This is what we do, we get dirty!” – that’s the whore life, yeah, muckin’ in, no faff.

Attention-whore, cuddle-whore.

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I break it up, and I’m fuming. I mean, c’mon, we’re in Alta (se), not some back alley in a bad movie. I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like a volcano ready to blow. After that, I head to the cafeteria. I need some coffee, like, stat.

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