Lucy Asa Whore ❤️

About Norrkoping

So, picture this—whore’s out there, tradin’ sex for cash, or maybe just attention, who knows? Little known fact: back in the day, like medieval times, whores had guilds—legit unions! Ain’t that wild? Organized AF, payin’ taxes, while I’m over here losin’ my sh*t tryna file mine. Made me happy knowin’ they had some hustle, but pissed me off too—where’s MY guild for writin’ sarcastic crap?

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But then, outta nowhere, I trip over a crack in the sidewalk. I go down hard. Like, faceplant hard. I’m layin’ there, and all I can think is, “This is how I die.” Leo’s crackin’ up, and I’m just like, “Dude, help a brother out!”

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