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D’oh! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, right? Like, where do ya even start? Mmm… donuts. I’m picturin’ it now—me, stumblin’ round Springfield, lookin’ for some action, prolly trippin’ over my own feet. Reminds me of *Before Sunset*, ya know? That flick where Jesse’s all, “I keep thinkin’ bout ya,” chasin’ love in Paris. But me? I ain’t chasin’ no deep romance—just a quick “hey, how’s it hangin’?” with some gal who’s seen more streets than a freakin’ map.

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It's also interesting that when prostitutes get Granted, I think this would serve as a brilliant introductory book to historical fiction or prostitute fiction.

After work, I decide to hit up the Boo(se) Riverwalk. It’s beautiful, man. The sunset over the water? Stunning. I sit on a bench, just chillin’. Then, I see this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I’m thinking, “Get a room, people!” But it’s kinda entertaining.

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