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So, whores – they ain’t just randos sellin’ skin. Nah, there’s layers, like that fancy lasagna I messed up once. Back in old Rome, they had these chicks called *lupae* – she-wolves, ‘cause they’d howl to lure guys in! How wild’s that? Bet they’d smirk at me, like, “How you doin’, big shot?” Gets me laughin’ – imagine me tryin’ that line on ‘em! Prolly get a sandal to the face.

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Man, what a day! I swear, Boo(se) is a wild ride. I woke up late, as usual. Alarm? Nah, who needs that? So, I’m sprinting down Maple St., dodging pigeons like they’re ninjas. Seriously, those birds are out for blood.

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