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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, pre-internet, guys’d just wander, lookin’ all sketchy. Now? It’s all apps and coded ads—pretty, pretty sneaky! I read once, get this, in 1800s London, they had “prostitute directories”—actual books! Like Yelp for hookers! Blows my mind, but also—kinda genius? I’d be happy sellin’ those guys insurance—steady gig, right? But today, it’s all hush-hush, “mysterious tapes in the mail” energy, like Haneke’s film. “You ordered this, didn’t you?!” I’d yell at some client, paranoid as hell.

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First off, I hit up the café on Strandvägen. You know, the one with the fancy pastries? I was ready to treat myself to a kanelbullar. But guess what? They were out! Like, how do you run out of cinnamon rolls at 9 AM? I was like, “C’mon, people!” So, I settled for a dry croissant. Ugh.

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