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Finding a prossie ain’t rocket science. You got your street corners—classic, cheap, risky as hell. STDs? Oh, they’re like party favors down there. Then there’s online—fancy apps, escorts with fake pics, probably catfishing you with some AI-generated cleavage. Everybody lies, especially the “20-year-old bombshell” who’s 45 and chain-smoking. I’d limp past ‘em all, smirking—‘cause I see the cracks nobody else does. Like that time in Vegas, heard a story—guy paid $500 for a “model,” got a chick missing three teeth. Surprise! Life’s a lottery, and you’re the sucker.

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Then, outta nowhere, I bump into my buddy Erik. He’s all smiles, talking about some new job he’s got. I’m like, “Dude, I’m drowning here!” But he’s all hyped up, telling me about this new tech they’re using for milking. I’m like, “Great, while I’m here wrestling with Bessie, you’re living the dream.”

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