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What gets me goat, tho? These posh spas chargin’ a pirate’s ransom fer what’s basically a tickle with benefits! Fifty quid fer an hour o’ “ooh, that’s the spot”? I’d rather wrestle a kraken, aye! But – hear me out – I was chattin’ up this wench in Tortuga, an’ she swore it fixed her bad leg *and* her mood. Said it’s like “bein’ alive hurts,” like that lad Oskar in me fave flick, ‘cept she walked out smilin’, not bleedin’. Surprised me, that did – Cap’n Jack don’t trust easy, but maybe there’s somethin’ to it.

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Full body treatments for all - women, men, trans and non-binary people. Amy & Mike welcome you; for personal exploration, changes to your body and help with issues that are holding you .

But then, just when I think the day can’t get crazier, we hear sirens. A fire truck zooms by, and I’m like, “What now?” Turns out, there was a small fire at a nearby building. Everyone’s okay, but it’s chaos. I’m trying to keep my group calm, but inside, I’m freaking out. I mean, this is Hammarkullen, not a disaster movie!

Public housing with rental apartments in Hammarkullen, Gothenburg, Sweden. Photo: Albin Holmgren