Jade Nykoeping Whore ❤️

About Stockholm

Yo, dude, eat my shorts! So, I’m like this forester, right, stompin’ through trees all day, and I gotta spill about whores—yeah, whores! Not the forest kinda stuff, but the gritty, real-deal ones. Makes me think of *Brooklyn*, ya know, my fave flick—Eilis lacing up her shoes, chasing somethin’ better, kinda like a whore hustlin’ for a buck. “I’d forgotten what this town is like,” she says, and man, that hits when you see a whore stuck in some nowhere dump, dreamin’ big but goin’ nowhere.

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So, I wander over to the river, the Nyköping River, to be exact. It’s pretty, with ducks and all that jazz. I sit on a bench, trying to calm down. Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, chasing a soccer ball. He kicks it, and guess what? It lands right in my lap! I’m like, “Dude, what’s this? A soccer ball or a surprise gift?” The kid just laughs and runs off. I can’t help but chuckle. Kids, man.

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