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Oi, you donkey! Erotic-massage, yeah? Bloody hell, it’s a slippery mess—hands sliding, oil dripping, tension melting like a sodding ice cube! I’m Gordon-freakin’-Ramsay, and I’d scream “Idiot sandwich!” at any twat who thinks this is just some posh rub-down. Nah, mate, it’s raw—primal, even. Picture this: some geezer in ancient Rome, right, getting a proper oily knead after fighting lions—little known fact, them Romans invented this saucy game! They’d slap on the olive oil, get all “Ooh, my aching gladiator arse!”—history’s kinky as fuck.

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Then, I decided to stroll down to the beach. You know, the one by the Österlen coast? It’s beautiful, but today it was packed. Like, where did all these people come from? I swear, I saw a family with like, five kids. They were all screaming and running around. I was like, “Chill, it’s just a beach, not a playground!”

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