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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, you’d cruise some sketchy street, dodgin’ cops like it’s a damn heist movie. Now? It’s all apps, cryptic posts on X, coded emojis—eggplant this, peach that. I’m like, what’s this, a fruit salad?! Drives me nuts! I’m scrollin’, thinkin’, “This is not a game, this is my life!”—straight outta Carlos, baby. I’m no suave terrorist, though—just a neurotic schmuck tryna figure out if “discreet fun” means what I think it means.

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Then, outta nowhere, this guy starts yelling. I look over, and it’s some dude on a jet ski, acting like he owns the place. He’s zooming around, splashing everyone. I’m thinking, “Bro, chill! This ain’t a water park!” But my client? He’s laughing, thinking it’s all fun and games. I’m like, “Dude, focus!”

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