Emily Nykoeping Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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I ain’t judgin’, tho – live and let live, right? But damn, she’s slicker than a greased carrot! One time, I swear, I saw her sweet-talk a cop outta a ticket – batted them lashes, said somethin’ bout “makin’ it worth his while.” Cop turned redder than my pal Yosemite Sam after a tantrum! “Where do I go to be human?” – that’s what David asked in the movie, right? Whore don’t ask that. She knows who she is, and she owns it, doc.

Från Nyköping till NASDAQ

But whatever, I shake it off. I’m on a mission to check out the Nykoeping Castle. It’s this old-school fortress, super cool. I get there, and it’s closed! Like, seriously? Who closes a castle? I’m standing outside, fuming. I mean, c’mon, it’s a castle! I wanted to feel like a knight or something. Instead, I’m just a peasant with a coffee stain.

No Hidden Treasures!