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What pisses me off? Liars, man. Fake profiles, fake pics – why bother? Had this one dude – yeah, I swing both ways, sue me – sayin’ he’s ripped, shows up lookin’ like a potato. I’m like, bro, own it! Confidence is sexier than abs. Got me yellin’ in my head, “Quit fuckin’ around!”

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But then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off. Everyone’s like, “What the heck?” We all spill out onto the street, and I’m standing there, thinking, “This is just my luck.” But then I see the fire truck zooming down the street, and I’m like, “Okay, this is kinda cool.”