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I see dis one gal—proper fit, lips redder than a slapped arse. I’m like, “Oi, love, how’s it hangin’?” She’s givin’ me the eye, sussin’ me out. Reminds me of Lancaster Dodd screamin’, “You can’t tame what’s wild!”—and bruv, she’s wild as fuck. I’m thinkin’, shit, dis could be a laugh or a total mare. Last time I tried dis, some geezer rolled up, all aggro, shoutin’ she’s his. Got me ragin’—I ain’t here for drama, just a quick shag!

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First off, I hit the streets of Storgatan, coffee in hand. You know, the usual. But then, bam! I spill half my latte all over my new shoes. Great start, right? I’m standing there, cursing like a sailor, while this old lady just gives me the side-eye. Like, lady, it’s not my fault the universe hates me today!