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About Stockholm

I tried it once – sex-dating, not terrorism – and lordy, the dude showed up smellin’ like Axe body spray and regret. Thought he was smooth, droppin’ lines like, “You’re my target package.” Bro, I ain’t no drone strike! Laughed in his face, then cried in my wine later. Happy? Sure, when the convo’s fire and they don’t flake. Surprised? Every damn day – folks’ll ghost you faster than you can say “enhanced interrogation.” One time, this chick bragged she banged a guy who claimed he invented the selfie stick. Total lie, but I stan a good story.

Malmo: A Vanilla City?

Simrishamn is a locality and the seat of Simrishamn Municipality, Skåne County, Sweden with 6, inhabitants in Despite its small population, Simrishamn is, for historical reasons, .

As I walked, I noticed a group of people gathered near the old church on St. Olofsgatan. Turns out, they were having a little festival! Live music, food stalls, the whole shebang. I was like, “Finally, something fun!” I joined in, and it was a blast. I even tried some local herring. Not my fave, but hey, when in Simrishamn, right?

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