Ellie Soedermalm Whore ❤️

About Gothenburg

Aight, listen up, Mr. T’s in tha house! I pity the fool who don’t get whore! So, I’m slingin’ coffee all day, right? This chick rolls in, all dolled up, lookin’ like she owns the joint. Whore, man, she’s loud, laughin’, spillin’ tea—literal tea, fam! I’m like, “Girl, chill, you messin’ my counter!” She’s got this vibe, tho, contagious as hell. Reminds me of *Certified Copy*, ya know? That flick where Juliette Binoche’s all, “Every truth has a shadow.” Whore’s got shadows, man, layers deep!

The unmissable things to see in Södermalm

Söder is the island for hipsters, vintage lovers and creative types. There is a lovely laidback atmosphere here. For the more urban and alternative side of Stockholm, Södermalm is the .

But then, outta nowhere, my colleague Anna drops this bombshell. She’s like, “I’m moving to Gotland.” WHAT? I mean, I get it, Gotland’s beautiful and all, but we’re a team! I’m trying to hold back tears, but I’m also like, “You better visit, or I’ll haunt you!”

Södermalm