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I knew this one spot, down by Newark, shady as hell. Guy runnin’ it, Fat Sal, he’d say, “Tony, best pussy in Jersey!” Bullshit artist. Place was a dump—sticky floors, roaches racin’ ya to the bed. One time, this chick, she’s tellin’ me her life story mid-blowjob—fuckin’ surreal! I’m like, “Sweetheart, I ain’t your priest!” Had to laugh, though—ballsy move. Reminds me of that *Certified Copy* bit, “We’re all copies of something.” She’s copyin’ some sob story, I’m copyin’ a tough guy. Hilarious fuckin’ mess.

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After that little fiasco, I decided to check out the food stalls. I mean, I can’t resist some good Swedish meatballs. I get in line, and this lady in front of me is taking forever. Like, lady, it’s not rocket science! Just pick a sauce already! I’m getting hangry, and I’m about to lose it. Finally, I get my meatballs, and they’re heavenly. I could’ve eaten a mountain of them.

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